Brian becomes a wizard
We always knew that Brian was a little bit magical, but now official recognition has come his way from Experts Exchange - a support forum where developers and other IT people help solve problems. The more support you manage, the higher your rank.
In fact they have declared that his knowledge is so great that his current rank is that of a Sage which means that if you are looking for somebody that is knowledgeable about PHP or MySQL then you have come to the right place.
[Note from Brian: This page was not my idea.... Now that I've reached the level of 'Sage', I do wonder if the next level is 'Onions'. Time will tell]
[PS I do not have a Z-shaped scar on my forehead, nor was my school a big creepy castle.]
[PPS. That's not even my hat -----> ]